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Five Hottest Capitalist Costumes for Halloween

October 8, 2008

Is your boss insisting on that lame costume party for Halloween again? Tired of going as Bill Gates or Leona Helmsley year after year? Why not try for one of these trendy new looks?

Sarah Palin-The costume comes with a beehive wig, designer glasses and a set of brass cojones. Available exclusively to NRA members. ( Rifle sold seperately.)

Iron Man-the Barack Obama edition. Cutout of John McCain as Mandarin is supplied. Available at www.iwannabeasuperhero.org

Hugh Hefner-Complete with a red silk robe and three anatomically altered Playboy Bunnies. Find this costume at www.bunniesareus.org (Additional fees of $500.00 per hour per bunny apply if you keep them overnight.)

Angelina Jolie-This outfit comes with a case of stick-on tattoos, a bottle of mega weight-loss pills, five kids and a straight jacket. (Small children can be leased for a nominal fee.) Go to www.overpopulatingtheworld.net for more details.

Hugh Laurie-Boxed set includes ugly tennis shoes, cane, a three month prescription of generic Vicoden and a list of 50 smart ass remarks in case you can’t think of your own. Lists that are specially tailored to your profession can be purchased for $75.00 per 25 remarks. A sample list can be found at www.i’maneuroticsmartass.com .

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