Sarah Palin-The costume comes with a beehive wig, designer glasses and a set of brass cojones. Available exclusively to NRA members. ( Rifle sold seperately.)
Iron Man-the Barack Obama edition. Cutout of John McCain as Mandarin is supplied. Available at www.iwannabeasuperhero.org
Hugh Hefner-Complete with a red silk robe and three anatomically altered Playboy Bunnies. Find this costume at www.bunniesareus.org (Additional fees of $500.00 per hour per bunny apply if you keep them overnight.)
Angelina Jolie-This outfit comes with a case of stick-on tattoos, a bottle of mega weight-loss pills, five kids and a straight jacket. (Small children can be leased for a nominal fee.) Go to www.overpopulatingtheworld.net for more details.
Hugh Laurie-Boxed set includes ugly tennis shoes, cane, a three month prescription of generic Vicoden and a list of 50 smart ass remarks in case you can’t think of your own. Lists that are specially tailored to your profession can be purchased for $75.00 per 25 remarks. A sample list can be found at www.i’maneuroticsmartass.com .
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