JUNEAU, ALASKA — Hockey moms across Alaska were delighted today to find a new offering at their local McDonald’s drive-through: McPalin Happy Meals. The new family friendly meals come with moose burgers or nuggets for the kids, raw meat for the pit bull, condoms for older siblings, pudding for grandpa, and of course, a McPalin button.
“The name tie in is a natural,” said McDonald’s representative Dwight Davis. “We’ve wanted to do something for a long time, but McCain just wasn’t right for the Happy Meal.” Davis went on to say that Palin was ‘full of happiness.’
McDonalds plans to expand the limited edition Happy Meals to the lower 48 states and Hawaii in the next several days. A sound studio in Oak Brook, Illinois leaked news that John McCain had recorded a voice over ‘approving this message’ for the latest McDonalds TV spot.
No word yet on the addition of Sarah Palin action figures to the Happy Meals.