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Lesser-Known Obama Economic Team Appointees

November 26, 2008

President-Elect Barack Obama is filling the top positions of his economic team with financial industry heavyweights, such as former Fed Chairman Paul Volcker as head of the new President’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board, Timothy Geithner as Treasury Secretary and Lawrence Summers as director of the National Economic Council. The lesser known jobs, while not getting as much publicity, are being filled by some big names from outside of banking and Wall Street. Here’s the appointees we’ve been able to uncover so far:

LeBron James: Secretary of Presidential Product Endorsements

USC football coach Pete Carroll: Director of Playoff Series to Pick Next Fed Chairman

Tina Fey: Undersecretary for Selling Alaska Back To Russia

Howie Mandell: Manager of Banker Relations

Oprah Winfrey: Secretary of Getting Americans Excited About Getting American Cars

Bruce Springsteen: Director of Training CEOs to Act Like Bosses Again

David Blaine: Manager of Making Bush Tax Cuts Disappear

George Steinbrenner: Supersecretary of Trade Deals

Michael Douglas: Head of Wall Street Cheerleading Committee

Homer Simpson: Director of American beer industry revival

Miley Cyrus: Secretary of Teen Allowance Guidelines

Daniel Craig: Economic Policy Enforcer

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