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Ain’t Too Proud To Beg: U.S. Automaker Version

November 19, 2008

Ain’t Too Proud To Beg: U.S. Automaker Version

(with apologies to The Temptations)

I know you wanna close me

But I refuse to go away

If I have to beg and plead for your loan money

I don’t mind cuz I think that you owe me

Ain’t too proud to beg, you know it

I’m too big to fail, don’t you know?

Ain’t to proud to plead for your money

I was number one, long ago

Now I hear you want green, a clean machine

A no-carbon ride

But then you never come to see us, you buy a Prius

When I ask you why, you just hide

Ain’t too proud to beg, you know it

I’m too big to fail, don’t you know?

Ain’t to proud to plead for your money

I apologize for EVO.

Now when the gas was a dollar, not much to pay

Then you said “Screw the EPA”

Bought big Humvees, pickups and SUVs

Because nobody cared about MPGs!

Ain’t too proud to beg, you know it

I’m too big to fail, don’t you know?

Ain’t to proud to plead for your money

I’ll take anything, got no dough

Now I’m in a hole so deep, in the pits of Detroit

And each day it’s just more of the same

I’m not ashamed to come and plead for your money

If pleading keeps me from admitting any blame

Ain’t too proud to beg, you know it

I’m too big to fail, don’t you know?

Ain’t to proud to plead for your money

There’s my private jet, gotta go.

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