The Material Girl turned 50 on August 16th and the same day announced she’d already shot the cover for an upcoming issue of AARP Magazine. Inside sources also report a rapidly increasing number of requests for Madonna to endorse such products as vitamins, wrinkle creams, and support undergarments.
The cover look is being kept secret for now, but AARP representative Holly Myer promises it’ll be everything you’d expect from the quintescential sex symbol. “We got Jamie Lee Curtis to take off her shirt, so use your imagination,” she said.
50-something wannabes can get Madonna’s look with nothing more than the right cut blouse, a staff personal trainers, and millions and millions of dollars.