PHOENIX, AZ — John McCain spoke out today against corporations with too much control over the American economy and the day to day lives of Americans. He specifically singled out Dell.
“It is repugnant that any corporation would go so far as to try and control clouds. We have got to stop these companies before an all out weather machine is developed,” McCain said.
Aides immediately pulled the senator aside to explain that Dell’s intention to control clouds had nothing to do with actual weather patterns, but rather computing technology. The elder spokesman then chuckled and asked members of the press how anyone could be expected to keep up with all the ‘new fangled jargon the kids are spouting these days’.