OMAHA, NE — Sources close to Warren Buffet said today that after the Oracle of Omaha was unable to satisfactorily influence Barack Obama’s economic ambitions, he decided to make a run for President himself.
“The Democratic Convention isn’t until August 28th. Before then, it’s anyone’s race,” said an anonymous aide. Campaign ads are schedule to hit all forms of media next week, touting Buffets wealth and thriftiness as primary qualifications for the nation’s highest office. “He also looks like President,” sources said.
Representatives for Obama responded that should Buffet win the nomination, he would absolutely consider the Vice Presidency.