Hollywood, CA- John Hughes has been hired to direct a new teen comedy based off the Loren Feldman and Shel Israel feud.

“We feel that this story lends itself perfectly to a film about high school conflict. On the one side you have the one straight guy in the drama club in Feldman. You know the type. The guy that is cool in his little circle but in a larger context isn’t,” says Tim Johnson VP of Development at Tri-Star. “Then we have Shel. You know the geek that probably has a girlfriend that he made up that lives in Canada. That is where the conflict is going to come from. Loren is going to steal Shel’s fake girlfriend and all hell will break loose.”

Tri-star has fast tracked this project. Jason Biggs has been pegged to star as Feldman and is already preparing for the role, “I’ve already shaved my head and started smoking 15 packs a day, and I’m going method with this.”

Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Shel Israel

Christopher Mintz-Plasse is currently in contract talks to star as Shel Israel. Other casting rumors include Chris Burke as Robert Scoble.

Johnson believes that this story has potential, “Honestly we haven’t seen high school conflict done so well as what has transpired between these two alleged grown men. It has really inspired us to act quickly and get this to the big screen.”

No word if Verizon V-Cast is going to carry the trailer.

Microsoft recovering from a disappointing purchase attempt of Yahoo! has turned their focus to web properties featured in Grand Theft Auto IV.

“Well the residents of Liberty City can only go to these specific sites through the portal, we feel like we have a captive audience,” says Wayne Rooney, project manager for Microsoft. “When you add the residents of Liberty City together that is just a user base that can’t be equaled.”

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In stunning news today Halliburton scrapped their business model of exploiting no bid contracts in war zones to go with a much more social model, they set up a twitter account.

“Yeah… you know with the change over in office upcoming we figured the whole no bid contract well was about to dry up. I read that a lot of people were picking up work via Twitter so we decided to give it a go, “ said Jeff Mahoney the Senior VP of New Media and Third World Exploitation. “So far we have about seven people following us and we haven’t landed a job yet but we are being patient.”

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