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Sony Unveils Vaio Fireplace Starter
TOKYO — Sony Inc. (motto: “Your TV isn’t too big … your wall is too small!”) unveiled its first product in the fireplace starter market: the Sony Vaio Power Kindling Kit. “We’re serious about starting fires,” said Oki Muskoki, Sony’s new VP of PK (Power Kindling). “We will have... Read more »
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Maker of Condoms Files For Bankruptcy
PRINCETON, NJ — The manufacturers of the Trojan ™ brand of condoms, Church & Dwight Co., Inc. (motto: “You look like an extra-large”), has filed... Read more »
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Citigroup Ordered to Write Apology Notes
On the heels of last week’s ruling that Citigroup, Inc. pay $18 million in refunds to customers who had balances ’swept’ from their accounts, California’s... Read more »
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GM Sues GOP Over Use Of The Word “Vetting”
DETROIT, MI — General Motors Corporation (motto: “It’s the unions, stupid!”) has filed a lawsuit in a Michigan court against the Republican Party (motto:... Read more »
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Tornado Trackers Merge With Hurricane Trackers
TORNADO ALLEY, KS - Citing a lack of operating funds coupled with no attention paid to it by the mainstream media, the tornado tracing group Tornado Observers Tracking... Read more »
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Palin Is Proof Paris Hilton Advising John McCain
Sources inside the McCain camp confirmed today the rumors that Paris Hilton has abandoned her own campaign for a Pennsylvania address in favor of consulting the... Read more »
